Boomtown Boudoir

Dark Sarcasm in the Classroom
August 11, 2008, 5:40 pm
Filed under: Hyperbole | Tags: ,

Starting on August 25th, students at Gonzales High School in Texas will wear a navy-blue prison-issue jumpsuit for a day as punishment for breaking the new dress code. Dress code infractions include: miniskirts, spaghetti-strap tank tops, facial hair, cargo pants, and T-shirts(?). The jumpsuit isn’t really being forced on anyone, school officials are quick to point out. A parent can bring in a change of clothes, or the student can observe an in-school suspension for the rest of the day. Parents are in an uproar: “Our children are not prisoners!”

The students themselves obviously can’t wait until school starts so that they can break the dress code and wear a prison jumpsuit all day. I bet they’d look kinda tough in a hot way on a girl, plus you’d get the satisfaction of starting the day out in a skirt short enough so that all the boys could see your underwear.

Congratulations on wasting your budget, Gonzales High School, and spawning a whole new fetish for teenage boys that they’ll probably carry with them well into old age. Sounds like a great year to me!


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Your blog is interesting!

Keep up the good work!

Comment by Alex

Compound the fetish a bit…

The tanktop/miniskirt-wearing girl has the jumpsuit over the tanktop/miniskirt outfit, so all day, the jumpsuit is a bit open to show off the “offensive” clothing below, and at the end of the day, she and her like-minded compatriots are all stepping out of the jumpsuits into tanktop/miniskirt exposure for the way home.

I can already imagine the screenplay to be written about it.

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